Bono moves in mysterious ways

Why oh why etc is Bono seen to be turning his back and flicking the Vs at those nice gentlemen from Navigant/Precept on the cover of the May 19 issue?

Does he have something against our United Statesian cousins taking over our beloved British companies? Surely not - he's Irish - why would he care? Does he have issues with QSs and project managers in general? Doubtful - he crosses paths with our ilk too rarely to build up a sufficiently comprehensive opinion.

Is he just being a rebel punker, flicking the Vs at The Man and the Corporate West and its capitalistic steamrollering of this increasingly spirit-free planet? Could be. Or maybe he's making like a QS and counting, instead of bricks, the number of half decent albums that U2 has released in twenty years. Yes. That's probably it.

Whatever, flick a couple of digits back at his self-deifying chops and send him on his way! Remember the "Snews" that follows the "Q" in your magazine's name!

Mark Thomas (on behalf of Jim Kerr out of Simple Minds), ChandlerKBS, Cardiff

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QS News

Postscript

Editor (and ex-Simple Minds fan) replies: I can confirm that Bono will never appear again in the pages of our esteemed journal