‘The lads were worried about Dave… he’d developed an unhealthy obsession with Daisy, the plastic cow.’

Urban Splash Build’s final job at Fort Dunlop in Birmingham was to crane three Friesian cows onto the roof of the building. Apparently this is the traditional way that Urban Splash celebrates the completion of its projects. The cows are set in a ‘playground theme utilising tyres’ to reflect the building’s former use as a tyre warehouse.

No, we don’t understand either.