This week we have motorbike crashes, pop culture, wads of cash, priceless jewels and giant bordellos … Ah, don’t you just love the construction industry?
A musical edition this week, featuring John Prescott, Tina Turner, David Brent, a blonde called Sarah and Steve McGuckin’s lively rendition of Get Back
Nobody escapes criticism this week, including superstar architects, well-meaning housing experts, ageing popstars and even the accident-prone John Birt
A QS quiz team counts its brain cells and euros, the industry’s fast-track papal election and Owen Luder perfects his shooting and bow-tie-tying techniques
Extra! Extra! Capricious politicians cavort with chaotic civil servants while soap-smeared journalist gropes in the dark with footballer’s wife in new twist shock
We have a distinguished collection of April fools for you this week, headed by Richard Rogers, Tony Blair, John Prescott, Prince Charles and George Wimpey