Well, it’s a freezing morning here at Wolseley head office and Rob “look at the size of my bonus” Marchbank has just held a business review meeting for the benefit of the staff left here (we lost 73 last month).

Strangely, he failed to mention his bonus or the fact that the heating is broken this morning and we’re all sat in a brand new building freezing to death.

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